Milk Goats Know Thy Enemy
Patience may be a virtue, but laughter is the only way to survive goat milking. You can strive for the perfect fencing. You must aim for good nutrition. But, don’t kid yourself. When it comes to milk
Bright Side To Gas Prices Americans Start To Read Price Signs
While Americans have traditionally paid little attention to the prices posted at gas stations, regardless of the enormity of the signs, the recent rise in gasoline prices has prompted many to start r
Floods Strike New England Lobsters Enter Kitchens
Heavy rains inundated New England, which experienced its worst flooding in decades.
The delicious saving grace is, the region, long known for its abundance of lobsters, found its dinner
Finally Something Green At Banks Besides Greenbacks
Until now, our perception of the occurrence of green in relation to banks has inevitably led us to the conclusion that the subject was greenbacks. Now, we learn, to our watchful pleasure, that anothe
Berlosconi Gets Plate of Spaghetti In Face
Silvio Berlusconi, the media tycoon who became the outspoken, conservative Prime Minister of Italy, was recently handed an electoral plate of spaghetti in the face.
As you no doubt have
Lawyer Jokes
It is often said that if you can’t laugh at yourself, you need to lighten up. In the case of lawyer jokes, you might be surprised that many lawyers find them funny as well.
Lawyer Jokes
A Revised History Of Pasta
While Marco Polo, a Venetian, is generally given credit for discovering noodles in China, recent research suggests that Italian pasta in all its glorious varieties was actually discovered in Rome nea
Coyote Excuses Predatory Behavior Claims Was Molested By Cocker Spaniel
A coyote was caught molesting a flock of lambs. Confronted about his predatory behavior, he became immediately repentant and explained how he could have fallen into such disgraceful behavior. Accordi
Thought for the Day Why Doing a Task Twice Is Better Than Planning and Doing It Once
Yesterday, I was repairing part of the eaves on my house. It had sustained some water damage, and I needed to add a two-by-four piece of wood for some extra support.
I had already cut an
Humanist Terrorists Nabbed In Miami Planned To Plant Explosive Books
A group that calls itself humanist terrorists was apprehended by the FBI in a preemptive strike in Miami. The terrorist cell, which claims affiliation with the Middle Atlantic terror group all-Librar
What The Dell My Laptop Just Exploded
Dell, which can’t seem to avoid ad slogans that substitute its name for hell, has recently found itself confronted with the apt inadvertence of its laptops bursting into flame. Facing such a deleteri
Cuba Libre Not Yet Amigo Castro Survives Millions Mourn
When word finally passed the lips of the communist regime in Cuba that Fidel Castro might be on his way to where his enemigos would like to see him go, Cubans in and out of the island nation celebrat
A Deep Look into Soap Operas
You have got to love soap operas. From the intricate plots and finely woven webs of deceit, to the depths of schemes, they were, are and always will be classics. They are timeless. I wrote this artic
300 Hundred Pound Bear Flees 10 Pound Cat
What happens when you're a 10-pound cat, cavorting in your backyard, and a 300-pound black bear decides to cavort there, too?
If you're a cat named Jack, you attack the bear. At least, t
Happy Trails America But Where Are They
Judging by the current national sentiment, Uncle Sam has once again wandered off the happy trails on which we’d prefer him to ride. But can we, just the usual joshing sidekick, possibly help him wend
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