Clever Mayor Roy Nagen Has Runoff Election With White Guy Who Looks Just Like Roy Himself
We wouldn’t even hazard a guess at the odds against such a outcome, but the runoff election in New Orleans looks about as bizarre as anything you’re likely to see even in the Mardi Gras.
Buy Yourself Something Nice Birthday Girl
You see this look? The quivering lip, the flared nostrils, the trickle of sweat meandering down my cheek? This is fear.
I've been invited to a birthday party tomorrow. It's not
Good Eats Amazing Feats
First, there was Vin Diesel.
(Yeah, I know. First there was Bill Brasky. Don't interrupt me; I'm building up to something here.)
Then, there was Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Jac
Europeans Press Iran Present Cartoon Of Bombs Dropping On Nuclear Plants
European negotiators, intent on reaching a peaceful agreement with Iran about its controversial nuclear program, resorted to a tactic that has recently proven to be the most reliable way to elicit a
Omnipotent Weapon Enlisted To Halt Nuclear Proliferation The Almighty Dollar
The Bush administration has finally turned in its battle against nuclear proliferation to the one Western weapon that is apparently downright omnipotent:The Almighty Dollar.
Washington h
Tom Cruise Renounces Scientology Becomes Muslim Fundamentalist
Tom Cruise, the biggest male box-office attraction in American cinema, that is, until he recently displayed a variety of astonishingly off-putting antics, has now taken another dramatic step in his i
Exploring Comedy Groups
Are you looking for a comedy group that offers something for almost anyone then enjoy!
1. A funny, improvisational show that is played out as a sport is called ComedySportz. Entertain bu
Just Say No To Sex Dr Coburn Shows You How
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the fifth installment; previous ones are presented on this site or at newslaugh.com below each new installment, in case you miss
FED Raises Interest Rates Except On Existing Mortgages
The Federal Reserve took the unusually considerate step of raising the interest rate again while providing that banks could not raise the mortgage rates on people who already have mortgages with them
Demagoguery For Dummies How To Convince People You re A Saint Despite Explosive Evidence To The Contrary
How can a demagogue who boasts of kidnapping and killing and whose woeful misjudgment has reined down death and destruction on his own country be hailed as a saint? Is this demagoguery for dummies or
Update Artic National Wildlife Refuge Senate Rejects Oil Drilling Approves Oil Hunting
Fueled by skyrocketing gasoline prices, the Senate once again took up debate on oil drilling in the Artic National Wildlife Refuge.
The members were sharply split along party lines, wit
The Invention Of The Sky Second Half of Part Four The Invention of Everything An Eyewitness Account
“I dunno. If I did, I’d be in tech.”
“Heat.”
“Oh, right. We don’t want the team to be cold, at least, not all the time.”
“No way. They’d be miserable.”
100 Pounds Of Marijuana Found At Home Depot Sold As Grass Seed
An unsuspecting contractor drove to his nearby Home Depot to buy a vanity. When he opened it, besides the usual shelves, he discovered two 50-lb bricks of marijuana.
Police were summoned
Uncle Sam s Shaky Transition To Empire Having The Right Strategy Should Would Help
Uncomfortable as we may be with the inadvertence, we have entered the age of The American Empire. We didn’t ask for it, but here it is, like an overgrown eagle that decided, surprisingly enough, to f
Holy Shiite Anti american Demonstration In Baghdad
As if the Bush administration didn’t have enough troubles in Iraq, now there’s been a demonstration in Baghdaddy by hundreds of thousands of Shiite Muslims which featured such deeply religious themes
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