PBS Fires Cinderella Calls Display Of Bare Foot Scandalous
As if it wasn’t enough that PBS, the bastion of culture at the broadcast level, fired the host of the toddlertainment, ‘The Good Night Show.’ Reason given: The sweet thing, by the name of Melanie Mar
Nominee Insists CIA Must Get Out Of The News No Secret Agents Left
Four-Star General Michael Hayen, in confirmation hearings before the Senate, insisted that it’s time for the CIA “to get out of the news.” He went on to explain, “We’re supposed to be a secret outfit
Time For America To Bring Down The Curtain On The Ballet Frankenstein
It’s time for the USA to resolve, once and for, to bring down the curtain on international conduct so clumsy it can be seen, not as dexterous, but as the ballet Frankenstein.
Time to rem
The Origins Of Spring Cleaning Or Along Came Eve
I always know when April makes its yearly debut without consulting the calendar because my wife usually says, “Let’s clean out the garage today.” Trust me on this one, it is no April fool’s joke, but
What is Islamic Behavior Generally How Islamic People Behave
We’re going to attempt what, until now, seems undoable for an infidel: write about Islamic behavior in a way that doesn’t upset Muslims or anybody else. Is that a challenge or isn’t it? Not really. A
Saddam Hussein Accused Of Crimes Against Ties
Saddam Hussein, now formally charged with crimes against humanity, is now faced with charges by irate tie makers.
“This man is guilty of killing the tie business,” a representative of th
Our Baby The Grape
My wife and I are only about six weeks into this pregnancy thing and we're still trying to wrap our heads around this whole idea of having a baby, though we have wildly different thoughts on the subj
Scientists Discover Oldest Skeleton Of Human Ancestor Report Face Looked Like Hugo Chavez
The most well-preserved skeleton of an ancestor of homo sapiens has been discovered in Ethiopia. The skeleton, dating back about 3.3 million years, is a member of the evolutionary group known as Aust
Senate Approves New Legislation Aimed At Interrogating Itself
The Senate, immediately after voting to approve legislation governing the interrogation and overall treatment of terrorism suspects, voted on new legislation that would compel it to interrogate itsel
Poll In Iraq Proves It s Hard To Be Grateful When You re Being Blown Up
One would think that the number of American lives that have been sacrificed or maimed and the enormity of American treasure that has been expended in Iraq would elicit some degree of gratitude among
Studies Show Teenage Drinking Kills Brain Cells Oh That Explains Everything
We always knew teens often walk a bit on the wild side, and we had the inclination to misbehave abundantly ourselves.
Now we know at least part of the reason for our wiliness.
Bigamist Begs For Life Imprisonment Seeks Escape From 40 Wives
As you have no doubt read, the country’s leading bigamist – distinguished title, eh? – was arrested in Las Vegas during a routine traffic stop. He had made it to the number one spot on the FBI’s list
General Motors Finds A Way To Use Solar Power Even When It Can t Afford To Install It
General Motors, long inept at making cars with quality ratings that might persuade Americans to buy them, now finds itself too broke to install solar power.
But it has made a clever and
Farewell To The World s Favorite Croc Jock
Here’s to Steve Irwin, the world's favorite croc jock, who entertained us with his ebullient pursuit of the reluctant crocs, pythons, and assorted non-human inhabitants of the earth.
How
Saving Animals with a Scientific Study that Boosts Male Potency
Edgemont, South Dakota – More bad news for naturalistic practitioners! A new scientific study not only dispelled several long-standing theories about male potency, it also revealed the harmful side e
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