On Bullshit Princeton Professor Publishes Lowdown Analysis
While browsing the philosophy section in a quaint and generally inaccessible bookshop, we came across a miniature tome we might have missed in conning the long shelves of a megastore. Noting the titl
Ancient Mayan Mummy Proves A Tattoo Is Forever
Evidence of the extraordinary longevity of tattoos has finally been discovered, in a mummified Mayan female whose panoramic tattoos have lasted almost two thousand years.
Tattoo artists
Upstart Palestinian Group Urges Israel To Keep Hamas Government They Don t Want It Anymore
An admittedly small upstart group of Palestinians, comparing the quality of their governance with the orderly procedures in Israel, have decided the best thing that can happen to them is to give up o
Good Behavior Works Ozone Hole Gets Smaller
Hey, good news! The ozone layer, which was getting thinner back in 1980, may be back, thick as ever, by the middle of the century, if we should live so long.
So get this: we’re not irret
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Bye Bye Boob Tube
It appears that the boob tube is about to go the way of the 8-track. The cathode TV tube, at which the nation has stared in semi-comatose neglect for over 60 years, is on its way to becoming just one
Just Say No To Sex
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Stop Needling Me
Sometimes it's possible to accomplish something important by doing nothing at all. Well, actually, I did do something. I resisted. I think that counts. Here's my story.
Many of my friend
Microsoft Vista To Support Only Microsoft Products Denies Monopolistic Intent
Microsoft announced today that its new Vista operating system would support only products made by Microsoft.
The announcement immediately set off a tsunami of furious responses from all
Senate Wonders If New Kind Of Warfare Requires New Rules Forgets How Colonists Picked Off Redcoats
The Senate is debating whether or not guys who go by the rules of the Geneva Convention can defeat guys who torture people and shoot them in the back of the head. Even Colin Powell jumped in and said
New Minicomputer Fits Under Graduation Ring
As computers grow ever more compact, a new breakthrough in miniaturization is hitting the shelves of computer stores that should have great appeal to graduates and their elated parents.
New Microsoft Achievement Making Even Norton And McAfee Feel Insecure
After years of making its users feel insecure about viruses and worms, Microsoft has finally achieved what was until now hardly imaginable: making the companies dedicated to its own security feel ins
Just Say No To Sex Dr Coburn Shows You How
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Our Adobe Hacienda
When I was a teenager, my family moved to the largest alpine valley in the world, the San Luis Valley in southern Colorado, into a house that hadn't been inhabited for many years. What appeared to be
3 Surefire Ways To Combat Rising Gas Prices
I have heard the rumblings of many of you in Readerland about the recent spike in gasoline prices. In fact it's all I seem to hear about lately. But at least it keeps you from rumbling about the infr
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